Celebrity Matchmaking for Kim Kardashian

If you’ve been out of the country for the past few months then you may have missed this celebrity gossip: Kim Kardashian got married to-and has separated from-her husband of only 72 days, Kris Humphries. Although this is not the shortest celebrity marriage, it’s obvious that these two were not compatible from the start. There were no signs of cheating or any questionable behavior because the couple’s marriage did not last long enough for any scandal to ensue. In the opinion of our seasoned matchmaker: “Kim and Kris were just not right for each other.”

Since celebrities love free stuff, we thought we’d offer a sort-of-condolence gift: advice. Sorry Kris, but Kim’s the bigger celebrity and harder to match. (Anyway, we bet you’ll just settle down with a sweet and pretty girl from your home state… wherever that was again. Did we mention that she’ll probably be blonde?)

But who should Kim date next? She’s a powerful businesswoman and loves being in the spotlight. Kim needs a partner who can support her high-profile lifestyle. Here are our suggestions:

Guy Richie- He’s mature, artistic, successful, and could handle dating Madonna.

Ryan Reynolds- He’s funny, attractive, and has three older brothers (which would make great TV). He’s been married before so he’s been through a similar experience, and he’s not afraid of commitment.

Tyler Perry- He’s an entrepreneur like Kim and very well connected. He’s family oriented and seems like he’s ready to settle down.

Prince Amedeo- He’s a member of the Belgian royal family and lives in New York City where he works for Deloitte. Kim would not only be connected across the country, but also cross the Atlantic. He’s very athletic and has even run the NYC Marathon.

We hope Kim will take our advice when she's ready to date again.